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catnipinspace:

how to get the D

catnipinspace:

how to get the D

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mc-jaeger:

kagays:

pjberri:

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I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

that took a turn i was not expecting

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rumour:

her impact

rumour:

her impact

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pettycr0cker:

i miss the old nicki

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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

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meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

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returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

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Who is she?

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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