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qirlunderyou:

Lady Gaga Being Ridden During Heavy Metal Lover

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angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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selfiemon:

It’s 8am and I have 5pm shadow

selfiemon:

It’s 8am and I have 5pm shadow

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The way the horse mask deflates at the end omg

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salamenceite:

i really hate the “buy me pizza and watch disney movies with me” dating mentality. like. how about you tie me up and fuck the light from my eyes then pay my car insurance and we go out to eat at Burger King because chicken fries are back.

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

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bootykage:

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yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

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methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

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katara:

foreskin killed my cousin’s sister’s aunt’s friend 

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jollymarco: